The government has swiftly dealt with many a crisis... But can it survive the diabolical

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES?

After a series of bizarre and increasingly horrific attacks from pulpy, red, seeded fruit, Mason Dixon finds himself leading a "crack" team of specialists to save the planet. But will they be quick enough to save everyone? To save you?

You can't run!

You can't swim!

There's nowhere to hide!

THE KILLER TOMATOES ARE EVERYWHERE!