ing-but that's mostly because the guys who teach it are relics themselves, cloaked in tweed and tenured since Roosevelt gave away Easter Europe. In his laugh-out-loud book Where Have All the Cowboys Gone, Prioleau Alexander digs deep into the hilarity that is America's history, from Columbus to the cowboys to the Kennedys... and demonstrates clearly that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to be made fun of by future generations.