I don't believe in seconds chances,

Especially when they come in the form of Tiffany.

The only woman I've ever loved.

The only woman to shatter my heart and skip town like I never mattered.

She hasn't been the only woman in my bed,

But she's the only woman that I could never forget.

The day she left, I swore I'd do everything to forget her,

But hell if the feelings don't come rushing back the minute I see her.

What the hell is she doing back in this town?

She's still as beautiful as the day she left-but something's different.

The little girl she brought back home with her,

Looks exactly like me.

I'll be damned if she thinks she's going to show up here,

With zero explanation and secret so big it could blow up my entire life.

I'm going to make sure she knows the pain she caused me,

One slow, toe-curling orgasm at a time.

Revenge can be sweet,

And I plan to make sure she knows exactly what she missed out on.

I just have to keep my heart from falling for her all over again.