For the 68% of people who read in the bathroom, this is the calendar that deserves a special place on top of the tank. Each page features a nugget of pure fun. Wacky Legal Briefs, like the Dutch man who tried to legally change his age from 69 to 49 to be more appealing to women. (Case thrown out.) "Only in Florida" headlines: Thousands of Gun Owners in Florida Planning to "Shoot Down" Hurricane Irma. Plus the GoBidet Handheld Bidet and other Toilet Tech, 21-Flush Salutes, and food flops: Did you know that in 2014, McDonald's test-marketed bubble-gum-flavored broccoli? Ugh. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.