The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.

The Sun Rises Again

Gin's Surefire Dating Tips

1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet
online are always hiding something.
2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of
your scooter is cool (but watch out for
the rocket boost).
3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to
take care of your wounds (even if she
looks hot in a nurse's uniform).
4. When getting involved in a coup
d'etat, remember to bring your
umbrella (what's that got to do with
dating?!)