2Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

- Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
- Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
- Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
- Each pen measures 6 long and .5 in diameter.
- Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.