If you're looking for a book to tell you how to be The Perfect Mom, this ain't that book. If you're looking for a voice that sounds like the best friend you'd meet at the bistro for coffee, scones, and light conversation. this definitely ain't that book.

But.

If you're looking for something to remind you that you aren't alone on this whole parenting journey, if you're looking for a voice that sounds like the foulmouthed best friend you meet at a bar for tough love and a few drinks, buy this book now.

In this sweary, funny collection of essays, Arianna Bradford talks candidly about all of the things we might feel ashamed of, from not always liking our kids to loving to work. It's time to remember that you aren't alone in the things that make parenthood hard.

Are you ready?